The other day my wife was flipping through our mail as we were driving home from work, and we got our 2008 Voter Information Pamphlet. I love getting these, because the first thing I do is check to see if anyone has introduced a bill saying that Manly Candle Companies will get a huge stimulus check. FYI: We don't. If Obama or McCain want my vote, they're going to have to at least consider it.
Anyway, my wife says, "We got the pamphlets, but they're not addressed to us."
I say, "Who are they addressed to?"
She says, "Some guy named Al."
I say, "Let me see that."
That's when I saw it. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Go ahead and check out the picture of the address.
Don't tell my wife I posted this, she'll kill me!