Thursday, May 29, 2008

Indiana Jones

I'm basically going to take an intellectual break today. I'm just going to do another list, but this one is easy pickings- Alternate names for the new Indiana Jones movie. I saw it over the weekend, and to be honest it was pretty good.

1. Indiana Jones and the Quest for Regular Bowel Movements

2. Indiana Jones and Cate Blanchett Looking Her Worst Ever

3. Indiana Jones Gets a Pacemaker

4. Illinois Jones Looks for his Brother (Okay, that one was dumb.)

5. Indiana Jones Would Have Gotten Away With It If It Wasn't For All You Meddling Kids

6. Indiana Jones and the Insolent Teen Who Wouldn't Get Off His Lawn

7. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Script

8. Indiana Jones and the Hunt for the Manliest Candle

See? Quick, easy, and now I'm done for the day!

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