Finally catching up!

Now that I'm finally catching up with all of the orders from the last two weeks (only 100 behind!) it's time to start thinking about growing the business. And how do we grow the business? That's right, advertising.

Billboards. Newspapers. Radio. Television. Skywriting. Viral. I'm going to have it all.

I'm going to hit all the major markets, too. New York. Los Angeles. Miami. Great Falls. Power. Oh, and we're going global, too. Maybe even an ad in Alberta!

Anyway, I just wanted to give you all a heads up on this. Prepare for an onslaught of media saturation that will make any Budweiser ad campaign look like it's been done by first graders.

Of course, my ads will probably look like three year olds did them, but that's beside the point.