Forklift failure

Wanna see something amazing? Watch the video above before reading more.

Did you watch it? Crazy, huh? Did you notice the forklift driver abandon ship and run for his life? I didn't notice that until about five viewings.

I know exactly what the driver was thinking. I got this. I got this. I got this. *bump* RUNNNNN!!!!!

I wonder who had to clean it up. Personally, I think that the driver should get an award, because if that whole thing came down with one little bump, then they're lucky it didn't come down when some kid tried to climb up on it. At least this way nobody was hurt, and it makes an ABSOLUTELY AWESOME MANLY VIDEO.

Gas Prices

Everybody's complaining about this, so why not me. Living in Montana means that you're going to be driving a lot no matter what you want to do. I live 20 miles away from the nearest McDonald's for heaven's sake! That means that a five dollar value meal costs me five dollars plus the price of two gallons of gas.

Sure, I'm going broke, but my cholesterol is lower than it's been in YEARS!

Anyway, it just cost my wife over $50 to fill up her Saturn Vue. Good Lord. This means that it's time for me to start work on my new alternative fuel car. I've been designing it in my head for a year now, but I still can't decide whether or not I want it to run on candle wax or pure testosterone. I have a lot of both. A LOT.

Oh, buy a candle. I need the $$$ to fund my research and development.