Lexus commercials piss me off

I hope this doesn't make me seem jealous or petty, but Lexus can take a flying leap. The economy is in the crapper, millions of people have or are in danger of losing their homes, and Lexus commercials show rich people giving each other cars for Christmas.

Here is my solemn vow: If I become a freaking BILLIONAIRE I will never purchase a car from Lexus. If you own a Lexus I suggest you sell it and spend the money on Manly Candles.

Actually, if you own any car I suggest you sell it and buy Manly Candles. That's a really good idea.