Here's how to fix the U.S. auto industry

Break the mold. Shift the paradigm. Hire more attractive women to stand next to your cars.

Hey, couldn't hurt.

Coolest snow machine EVER

First off, this video is ten minutes long, so I don't expect you to watch it all. There, you're off the hook. I, however, have watched this. Twice. And it's so freaking cool I want to build something like it ASAP.

I just realized there are about ten things I want to build, all of the manly, most of them kind of dumb. I should make a list of them one of these days...

Random Pictures From My Hard Drive

Mac OS X.5 (Leopard, for all you geeks) has a cool little feature built into the Finder. Simply click a button called "All Images" and it will show you every single picture that lives on your computer. This is... Interesting.

See, it searches everything. Email attachments from years ago, folders that you've forgotten about, things that should have been deleted- Everything.

Today you get a treat! Here are a few of the over ten thousand images it found on my Mac this morning.

It's not easy to bee a dog.

Awesome grill that looks like a V-8 motor.

My kind of computer, except the beer is too light.

Is there anything duct tape can't do?

I'm always getting pictures like this.
This just supports my belief that all cats are evil.
I probably have 100 of these motivational posters.
Some of the images are pornographic, like this peep show.
Don't mess with his nuts!
Yeah, more porn.

More to come as the years go by. Keep sending me this madness so I can keep posting it.

Downloadable Smells

First off, congrats to the Tennessee Lady Volunteers!

Today I'd like to point you all in the direction of a new invention that could possibly change the world, and, more importantly, increase my sales. It's new, it's innovative, and it's Japanese (of course).

Downloadable smells. That's right, you heard me. A customer in Australia could click on a great site like Manly Man Candle Company and actually smell the scents instead of just imagining how awesome they might be by reading the hilariously accurate descriptions.

If you read this article you'll see that right now it works over cell phones, and that it's amazing. But why stop with just downloadable smells? Let's make the internet a truly immersive experience- Let's do all the senses! We have sight and smell and hearing covered right now, let's get to work on the rest. I want to be able to taste the things I see on my screen! I want to TOUCH them!

On second thought, candle sales might really slip if people were able to touch the things they could see on their screens. Maybe we'd better stay right where we are.