America is getting so damn wimpy

I'm not an old man yet, but I swear that I am already getting sick of kids these days. Cell phones glued to their ears, always logged into MySpace, you get the picture. IN MY DAY, we didn't have Wiis, PSPs, cell phones, MySpace, FaceBook, or any of that crap. We had to make do.

We only had Atari 2600s, Vic-20s, and maybe, if you were lucky, you could get onto a BBS to see some ASCII "art". I swear that we lived in the dark ages.

The picture above makes my point perfectly. What is that on the dad's shirt, a pie?