Brewing with Mr. Beer

Guess what time it is- Time to brew!

The picture above shows the glory of "Mr. Beer", a home brewing kit that let's any Tom, Dick or Brent turn ordinary water into beer. Yes, you read that right, I'm so manly I make my own beer.

Mr. Beer is super-convenient, too, as you can have cold beer in your fridge in as little as six weeks! It takes really, really good planning to be an alcoholic with Mr. Beer.

It's really easy to make your own beer. All you have to do is follow 1,594 steps in the perfect order, measure everything precisely, store it at the perfect temperature, read to it every night before it goes to bed, and about 45 days later you'll have some of the most delicious liquid you've ever tasted.

Unless something went wrong. Then it'll taste like burnt poop.

I'll let you know how it goes!

Home Brew is available!

A special for all of the people who read the blog- You can order Home Brew before anyone else! I've hidden it on the website (sort of), so you can get it if you want it, but I'm not putting it on the main page or really pushing it until I get credit cards up and running perfectly.

Here's the link to check it out!

Generic!

I remember when beer came in cans like this, do you? If you do, you're old.

In the beginning...

Ah, the first post of a brand new blog. It's like a freshly opened beer, isn't it? So full of possibilities, and still, you know it's going to end up in the toilet.

This will be where the staff of Manly Man Candle Company will share their manliest, most rugged, most chest hair filled ideas they can think of. Topics such as body hair, trucks, sharks, spaceships and much more will all be discussed. Comments will be left. Some comments could very well be "girly". We will mock them.

Tomorrow's topic? The space program. Get ready for liftoff, and welcome.