LOWER PRICES ON LARGE CANDLES!!!!

For maximum effect, please don't read this post silently, scream it at the top of your lungs, with special emphasis on the larger words. Thank you.

SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!! AND EVERY OTHER DAY UNTIL 2009!!!

THE MANLY MAN HAS GONE CRAZY!!! HE'S SLASHING PRICES ON EVERYTHING!!! WAIT, NO, HE'S JUST SLASHING PRICES ON LARGE CANDLES, WHICH I THINK YOU'LL AGREE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO!!!!

LARGE CANDLES WERE $12.99, WHICH WAS ALREADY A STEAL, ALREADY A CRAZY LOW PRICE, AND NOW THE MANLY MAN HAS SLICED THEM TO $11.99, NO, $10.99!!! STOP HIM, IT'S TOO LOW!!! HE'S GIVING THEM AWAY!!! WE'RE LOSING MONEY WITH EVERY SALE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HE'S STILL AT IT!!!!! HE'S CUT THOSE PRICES DOWN TO ONLY $9.99!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S A MADMAN!!! SOMEONE PHONE THE AUTHORITIES!!!

IF YOU ORDER NOW WE'LL ALSO INCLUDE PACKING PEANUTS!!!! OR PERHAPS SOME OTHER TYPE OF PACKING MATERIAL, DEPENDING ON WHAT WE HAVE AT THE MOMENT!!!!! FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!

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But seriously, I've lowered the price of the large candles. Buy some!